All that matters is that I'm Dallas and everything is Gintama.

 

fucklovefire:

saladxfingers:

This is the only thing I will deliberately consistently reblog. Crowd surfing is a problem

Posers and only posers

(Source: thegodoffuck)

Has anyone ever noticed how Gintama is like sriracha? It starts off innocently enough and bam! Before you know it there’s burning and you don’t know how it happened so fast.

lactoria:

please keep in mind that you’re a work in progress

you improve each and every day

it’s never too late to accomplish anything

we are constantly changing so don’t give up

you can refine and redefine yourself and you work as much as you want

(Source: black-quadrant)

skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

(Source: deanwincherter)

enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

ryanbeckenbaugh:

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

Because we aren’t 14 years old….

awkward-fallen-angel:

nobodys-problem:

lady-sigyn-loki:

elasticitymudflap:

trickytavros:

seerofbuttcheeks:

theodorepython:

zartlila:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATH]

MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

Always Reblog

guys but seriously

their legs forgot they were legs

OMG THOSE LOOK LIKE MY CATS!